---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Log --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Day 1 checklist: x mystic x make jewelry x summon snowcone (blue orange purple) x sewer trinket for roll - arena: lead necklace x sewer accordion x guild 1 (8 ) x guild 2 (13) x untinker . summon hearts - guild 3 (17) - guild 4 (25) (need accordion, 2MP to play song for this) ego quest - clovers unlock manor unlock library unlock gallery x doc g's x tent x sewer for rims sewer for planks unlock library (chef's hat) (beer goggles) ============= epicure: http://tinyurl.com/e5vxj mixologist: http://tinyurl.com/qp9st ============= Bedtime checklist Full Pajamas DD Mr. Klaw Trinkets into Clovers Drunk Clovered Zapped Spare MP/HP Barrels Spleened Daily Dungeon Summonsed Mushroomed ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Progressive Item List --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- skipped: fence, baseball, spider web pixels, stars, banjo strings, green heart, Lvl Drop Location Notes 1 t cans of hair spray Market Make sure to buy this, dumbass 1 t * gr cn/ht, pith, lneck Summon/Arena For the NS Familiars or pith helmet 1 q * NewbiesportTM tent Market Make sure to buy this, dumbass 1 g 1 razor-sharp can lid Pantry Tower item, not always needed 1 t * stolen accordion Sewer/Forest 1 g spider web Alley Tower item, not always needed 1 t 1 big rock Sewer for legend and stone banjo 1 q 1 rims Sewer 1 t dingy planks Sewer (for island access) 1 k clover Sewer For Skeleton Key Door 1 t banjo strings Sewer for stone banjo 1 q 1 Unlock Manor Pantry (10) q Unlock Haunted Library Billiards 1 q 1 meatcar plans Guild 1 q 1 rusty scrdriver quest Untinker (to later untinker dictionary) 1 q 1 rusty screwdriver Knoll (to later untinker dictionary) 1 q 1 meat tk (toolbx/store) Knoll 1 q 1 tires (toolbx/store) Knoll 1 q 1 cog, spring, sprocket Knoll 1 t x Gnollish pie tin Knoll/Bakery Can substitute broken skull 4 t 1 broken skull Guano Jct Or tambourine; can untinker key for bone 4 g 1 baseball Guano Jct Tower item, not always needed 4 g 3 sonar-in-a-biscuit (3) Guano Jct To unlock Boss bat 4 g - sonar-in-a-biscuit Guano Jct Tower item; can use clover 4 k 2 loose teeth Guano/Cemetary Or in Cyrpt; makes Skeleton key 4 q 1 enchanted bean Beanbat (for Beanstalk access) 4.18 g - disease "Fun" House Tower item, not always needed 4.15 k Boris's key DD 4.15 k Jarlsberg's key DD 4.15 k Sneaky Pete's key DD 4.15 k x skeleton key DD 5 k digital key 8-bit 30wh (key) 5 l red pixel potion (3) 8-bit 6rd 9bk (potns) 5 q x Doc G's quest Market Might as well 5 q KG harem pants Harem 5 q KG harem veil Harem 5 q perfume Harem 6 q 1 box o'birthday candles Friar's Heart 6 q 1 eldritch butterknife Friar's Elbow 6 q 1 dodecagram Friar's Neck 6 l 1 ruby W Friars' Neck Wand 6 t 1 wussiness potion Friars' Neck Tower Door (40) q Unlock Haunted Gallery Library/Conservatory 6.30 t x tambourine bells Hippy Camp Can substitute broken skull 6.36 t - white picket fence Whitey's Grove If no barbed-wire @shore & only 1 DD key 7 k 1 loose teeth Cyrpt Also Cemetary or Guano 7 k 1 skeleton bone Crypt (Nook) Also Cemetary or Cove (makes Skeleton key) 8 q mining gear Itznotyerzitz Mine Trapz0r Quest 8 q chunks of ?? ore Itznotyerzitz Mine Trapz0r Quest 8 q 6 goat cheese Goatlet Trapz0r Quest 4 g barbed-wire fence Shore Tower item; can zap White picket fence 4 q dinghy plans Shore (for island access) 7.45 q eyepatch Knoll/Cove (for Orc Chasm access) 7.45 q st shoulder parrot Cove (for Orc Chasm access) 7.45 q swashbuckling pants Cove (for Orc Chasm access) 7.45 t acoustic guitarrr Cove Drop rate is low, can substitute Stone banjo 7.45 q abridged dictionary Cove in disguise (for Orc Chasm access) 8 g frigid ninja stars Ninja Snowmen Tower item 9 g meat vortex Orc Chasm Tower item 9 g lowercase N (1) Orc Chasm Tower item - make one, untinker if not needed 9 l lowercase N (1) Orc Chasm waNd - can untinker NG if you don't use it 9 q 30669 scroll (2) Orc Chasm 9 q 33398 scroll Orc Chasm 9 q 334 scroll (4) Orc Chasm 9 t Tasty Fun candy Orc Chasm Tower Door (can sub Angry Farmer candy) 10 q Tissue Immateria Airship (for Castle access) 10 q Tin Foil Immateria Airship (for Castle access) 10 q Gauze Immateria Airship (for Castle access) 10 q Plastic Immateria Airship (for Castle access) 10 q S.O.C.K. Airship (for Castle access) 10.90 g photoproton torpedo Airship Tower item, not always needed 10.90 l metallic A Airship wAnd 10 g chaos butterfly Castle Tower item, not always needed 10 g orig G Castle Tower item, not always needed 10 l heavy D Castle wanD 10 q awful poetry journal Castle (Hole in the Sky access) 10 q furry fur Castle (Hole in the Sky access) 10 q giant needle Castle (Hole in the Sky access) 10 t Angry Farmer candy Castle Tower Door (can sub Angry Farmer candy) 10 t thin black candle Castle Tower Door 10 q (giant disc whatever) Castle (from council for turning castle wheel) 10 k Richard's star key Hole (>18s/14l tot) (8st/7li) 10 k star hat Hole (5st/3li) 10 k star weapon Hole (7st/4li=sw; 6st5li=st; 5st/6li=cr) 10 k star starfish Hole ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- u dungeoner's dungarees limerick dungeon u filthy dread sack Hippy Camp u filthy corduroys Hippy Camp 10 u (wolf mask) (2) Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (useful for final battle) 10 u (photoproton torpedo) Penultimate Fantasy Airship (useful for final battle) 10 u (plot holes) Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (useful for final battle) 10 u (KG stink bombs) KG Laboratory (w/ Elite outfit) (useful for final battle) 1 u DG homeop. elixir (20) Market Square Tower y! Ice Cube can of hair spray Fickle Finger of F8 razor-sharp can lid Pretty Fly Spider Web n! Beer Batter Baseball y! Bowling Cricket Sonar in a biscuit y Vicious Easel Disease y! Flaming Samurai Frigid ninja stars y Big meat Golem meat vortex y Tyrannosaurus Tex chaos butterfly y Electron Submarine Protophoton Torpedo y Desktop Globe NG Enraged Cow barbed-wire fence Doors Fish, Phish, Fsh, clover, up up down down left right left right B A start Equip star weapon, star hat and the star starfish familiar. Familiars barrrnacle < goat < mosquito < sabre-toothed lime < potato < barrrnacle Always get: Ninja Stars, Meat Vortex, Chaos Butterfly, Hair Spray, (5) Torpedo, Original G Don't leave bat hole without skull and either sonar OR baseball. (2) Tossup: Spider Web, Can lid, Disease, Lowercase N (4) Skip: Fence (1) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- DD Stat Req's --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DD - Locked Door: 35-45 main stat DD - Magic Shell: 25-35 mysticality DD - Hairier Barrier: 30-40 mysticality DD - The Mystic Seal: 35-45 mysticality DD - Dungeon Fever: 25-35 moxie DD - Badger bgr badger: 30-40 moxie DD - Smooth Criminal: 35-45 moxie DD - Bgst Bathtub Ever: 25-35 muscle DD - Yet Another Troll: 30-40 muscle DD - Piledriver: 35-45 muscle Hall of Legends donating: 7.5 stats per 1000 meat (133 meat/stat) Guild Req's: L1: 8 L2: 13 L3: 17 L4: 25 Giant Castle Wheel: Counter CW: Muscle -> Moxie -> Quest -> Myst -> Muscle Clockwise: Muscle -> Myst -> Quest -> Moxie -> Muscle The Super-Secret Canadian Mind Control Device (MCD) Boss Setting Special Reward Baron Von Ratsworth not 2,9 Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle Baron Von Ratsworth 2 Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip (no monocle) Baron Von Ratsworth 9 Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat (no monocle) Boss Bat 4 Boss Bat britches 17mo 65po +0+0+5 Boss Bat 8 Boss Bat bling 17my +3+0+3 The Knob Goblin King not 3,7 Crown of the Goblin King The Knob Goblin King 3 Glass Balls of the Goblin King (no crown) The Knob Goblin King 7 Cape of the Goblin King (no crown) The Bonerdagon 5 Rib of the Bonerdagon The Bonerdagon 10 Vertebra of the Bonerdagon (Bonerdagon necklace) ============= Before ascending: Get guild equipment (mmj, cwc, herbs) Get sign-specific equipment (jewelrymaking pliers, etc) Get trophies untinker meatcar blow up wand dump junk into mall, stash get epic hat get easter egg balloon get towel Open Gift packages do quests bugbear white citadel dolphin king slug lord bee guy shrimp fork pick mushrooms get tattoos if you don't care about extra advs: drink white canadians, tomato daiquiri eat white citadel burgers, ghuol guolash, herb brownies, white chocolate and tomato pizzas restock: 668 scrolls, 30669 scrolls, facsimile dictionaries (several), white canadians, junk food to improve palate. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Locations --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Avg+pk Location Lvl(st) 10 +0 The Dire Warren 1 start 10 +0 The Haunted Pantry 1 start 10 +0 The Spooky Forest 2 council 2 10 +1 Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 1 start 10 +5 The Sleazy Back Alley 1 start 18 +0 The Typical Tavern 3 council 3 20 +2 Degrassi Knoll 4 (13) guild 2 23 +2 Entryway 4 level 4? 25 +2 Guano Junction 4 level 4? 27 +2 The "Fun" House 4 (17) 17 base main stat 28 +5 Fernswarthy's Tower 4 ?? base main stat (10ish) 30 +1 Kitchens 5 level 5? 30 +9 The Misspelled Cemetary 5 level 4? 31 +0 Beanbat Chamber 4 level 4, sonar 2 32 +3 Inexplicable Door (8-bit realm) 5 c.trans, buffed 20 33 +1 Batrat and Ratbat Burrow 4 level 4, sonar 1 35+10 The Barrel full of Barrels 2 (7) guild 1 37 +4 Treasury 5 level 5 38 +3 Harem 5 level 5 39 +0 Cola Wars Battlefield 4 level 4 Cyrpt 7 level 7 44 +1 Whitey's Grove 7 36 base main stat, meatcar quest 49 +2 Orcish Frat House 6 (30) island, buffed 30 49 +2 The Hippy Camp 6 (30) island, buffed 30 49 +5 The Dungeons of Doom 7 (47) 47 base main stat 52 +2 Laboratory 5 lab key 54 +9 The Dark Neck of the Woods 6 council 6? 55 +5 The Dark Heart of the Woods 6 council 6? 55 +8 The Deep Fat Friars' Gate 6 council 6? 57 +2 The Dark Elbow of the Woods 6 council 6? 62 +4 Menagerie Level 1 5 lab key 63 +4 Itznotyerzitz Mine 8 council 72 +4 Menagerie Level 2 5 lab key 74 +4 The Ob Pirate's Cove, disguised 7 (45) island, buffed 45 74 +4 The Obligatory Pirate's Cove 7 (45) island, buffed 45, outfit 78 +0 The Goatlet 8 trapz0r part 2 82 +4 Menagerie Level 3 5 lab key 83 +2 The eXtreme Slope 8 trapz0r quest 90 +7 The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm 9 trapz0r quest 92 +7 Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 8 trapz0r quest 111+19 The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 10 (90) council 10?, enchanted bean 116 +0 The Icy Peak 8 trapz0r quest 143+12 The Castle in the Clouds 10 S.O.C.K. 168+10 The Hole in the Sky 10 Giant Castle Map, rowboat Seltzer (5MP, 17.5%), Superseltzer (27MP, 8.5%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Level --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 5 10 39 3 8 49 105 4 13 154 231 5 20 385 441 Cobb's Knob Quest, Limerick Dungeon, Inexplicable Door. 6 29 826 769 Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest 35 Fernswarthy's Basement at 35 main stat 7 40 1585 1209 Whitey's Grove, Undefile the Cyrpt Quest 47 Enormous Greater-Than Sign at 47 main stat. 8 53 2794 1815 Mt. McLargeHuge Quest 9 68 4609 2601 Orc Chasm Quest, Strange Leaflet 10 85 7210 3591 The Giant Trash Quest, Hole in the Sky 11 104 10801 4809 The Naughty Sorceress Quest 12 125 15610 6279 13 148 21889 8025 14 173 29914 10071 15 200 39985 30 lb sombrero: sqrt(ML)*0.9 40# sombrero: sqrt(ML)*1.2 35 lb sombrero: sqrt(ML)*1.05 45# sombrero: sqrt(ML)*1.35 110 135 sym lea emp pet ph +5 +3 - SA volley sombr ML Gallery Castle x x x vs 0 38# 21# 228 + 93 x x x vs 9 38# 23# 190 + 80 + 55 x x x vs 49 38# 25# 161 + 51 + 26 x x x v s 0 40# 21# 252 +117 x x x v s 9 40# 23# 211 +110 + 76 x x x vs v s 0 45# 24# 246 +111 x x x vs v s 9 45# 26# 209 + 99 + 74 x x x vs v s 49 45# 28# 180 + 50 + 45 x x x vs vs vs 0 50# 31# 181 + 71 + 36 x x x vs vs vs 9 50# 33# 160 + 50 + 15 scarf + mcd11 + goth = 36 scarf + mcd11 + goth + urkel@11 + sickle = 73 scarf + mcd11 + goth + urkel@11 + 2 sickle + 2 roam + cupcake = 103 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Initiative --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -= Initiative =- (unbuffed main stat based) 1 0 40% 3.2 10 ??% 11.12 116 53% 13.12 160 93% 13.19 167 100% Hellion is > 100%, most others are 80% you+1d100 vs monster: higher wins ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Skills and Toys Planning --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --== Perm Skills ==-- me myT myS NO Sn Cl Lvl Tier ? acq Skill cost effect 1 1 1 1 Mu TT 3 1 x 1 Sympathy P 4 1 1 2 Mo DB 8 2 x 2 Mad Looting P 40 6 11 14 My PM 15 6 x 3 Transcendental Noodlecraft S 2 1 1 1 My PM 5 1 x 4 Pastamastery S 3 1 2 2 My S 5 1 x 5 Advanced Saucecrafting S 6 2 3 3 My PM 11 2 x 6 Leash 12 8 2 4 4 Mo AT 7 2 x 7 Phat Loot 7 9 2 2 2 Mu TT 8 2 x 8 Empathy 15 7 2 3 1 Mo DB 5 1 x 9 Cocktailcrafting S 10 2 4 4 My S 4 2 x 10 Elemental 10 5 2 2 2 Mo AT 1 2 x 11 Madrigal 2 11 2 5 5 My PM 6 2 x 12 Springy Fusilli 10 52 6 15 21 My S 14 6 x 13 Immaculate Seasoning P 53 6 16 21 My S 1 6 x 14 Stream of Sauce C3 12 2 5 9 Mo DB 14 5 x 15 Smooth Movement 10 13 2 1 0 O -- -- 2 x 15 Summon Snowcone S5 19 3 6 6 Mo AT 11 3 x 16 Antiphon 27 14 3 3 3 Mu SC 6 2 x 17 Eye of the Stoat P 15 3 4 4 Mu SC 10 2 x 18 Lunging Thrust-Smack C8 17 3 6 14 Mu SC 15 3 x 19 Pulverize P 16 3 5 10 Mu SC 4 4 x 20 Thrust-Smack C3 18 3 7 5 Mu TT 6 4 x 21 Tenacity 8 + 8 melee 20 3 7 14 Mo AT 6 5 x 22 Jackasses' Symphony 6 22 4 8 10 Mu SC 11 6 x 23 Rage of the Reindeer 20 +10 melee +10% mus 39 6 10 16 My S 15 4 x 24 Way of the Sauce S 32 5 11 10 Mu TT 11 5 x 25 Wisdom of Elder Tort P 24 4 6 7 My S 10 3 x 26 Jabanero Saucesphere 10 23 4 9 11 Mo AT 2 3 x 27 Magical MojoM Melody 3 25 4 7 10 My PM 2 5 x 28 Entangling Noodles C3 me my TmyS NO Sn Cl Lvl Tier ? acq Skill cost effect 51 6 16 17 Mo AT 4 6 Power Ballad of Arrowsmith 5 +10 mus +20 HP 21 4 8 12 Mo AT 13 6 Sonata of Sneakiness 13 29 5 11 6 Mo DB 2 4 Overdeveloped S of Self Pres P 27 4 2 1 O G -- 5 Powers of Observatiogn P 33 5 12 11 Mo AT 15 5 Ur-Kel's Aria 30 36 5 13 9 Mo DB 15 3 Superhuman Cocktail S 38 6 14 13 Mo DB 12 5 Ambidextrous Funkslinging P 28 4 10 6 Mo AT 12 3 Ode to Booze 50 26 4 8 8 My S 2 4 Saucy Salve C4 30 5 9 13 Mu TT 15 6 Tao of the Terrapin P 31 5 10 32 Mu TT 14 5 Hero of the Half-Shell P 44 6 15 16 Mu TT 2 6 Skin of the Leatherback P 2 to 5 DR?? 43 6 14 14 Mu TT 12 2 Astral Shell 8 +80 DA / +10 elemental 46 6 14 11 My PM 9 7 Spirit of Ravioli P +25% HP 41 6 12 11 My PM 12 6 Cannelloni Cocoon H 49 6 17 17 Mu TT 9 7 Reptilian Fortitude 10 +30 HP 37 5 9 9 My S 7 4 Jalapeno Saucesphere 5 34 5 12 7 Mu SC 8 5 Claws of the Walrus P + 4 melee 35 5 13 8 Mu SC 2 5 Claws of the Otter P + 3 melee 47 6 15 22 Mo AT 3 7 Cl's Canticle of Celerity 4 +20% init 48 6 16 18 Mu SC 9 7 Musk of the Moose 10 50 6 18 13 Mu SC 12 5 Dual-Fisted Sk Smash P 42 6 3 2 O G -- 7 Torso Awaregness P 56 7 17 18 Mo AT 14 7 Cantata of Confrontation 20 45 6 13 13 My PM 3 6 Lasagna Bandages H 58 7 18 15 Mo DB 6 5 Nimble Fingers P 62 7 19 18 Mo AT 5 4 Polka of Plenty 7 67 7 20 xx Mo AT SR 7 Dirge of Dreadfulness 9 +12 Spooky Damage 68 7 21 19 Mo DB 13 7 Heart of Polyester P +20% sleaze resist 72 7 22 18 Mo DB 0 8 Disco Aerobics 1 +2 Moxie 54 7 19 19 Mu SC 9 4 Tongue of the Walrus H10 55 7 20 14 Mu SC 5 5 SuperAdv Meatsmithing Cr 57 7 21 21 Mu SC 7 7 Hide of the Walrus P +40 DA 63 7 22 25 Mu TT 5 6 Armorcraftiness Cr 64 7 23 xx Mu SC SR 5 Snarl of the Timberwolf 20 +10 Spooky Damage 70 7 24 20 Mu TT 13 7 Cold-Blooded Fearlessness P +20% spooky resist 59 7 17 18 My S 12 3 Impetuous Sauciness P 60 7 18 21 My S 9 8 Intrinsic Spiciness P 61 7 19 xx My S SR 6 Scarysauce 10 2-10 dmg, 20% cold & sleaze resist 66 7 20 14 My S 3 6 Expert Panhandling P 69 7 21 18 My S 13 7 Diminished Gag Reflex P +20% stench resist 71 7 22 19 My PM 13 7 Tolerance of the Kitchen P +20% hot resist 65 7 4 3 O G -- 6 Gnefarious Pickpocketing P 73 8 23 23 Mo AT 10 6 Stevedave's Shanty of Sup. 30 +10% all stats 75 8 24 20 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---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Elements --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- stench, hot < sleaze < spooky, cold hot, spooky < stench < cold, sleaze spooky, cold < hot < sleaze, stench cold, sleaze < spooky < stench, hot sleaze, stench < cold < hot, spooky ELEMENTAL PROPERTIES element area / monsters weaknesses fire Friars' Gate (all) stench, sleaze Outskirts (bbq team) Haunted Panty (meat blob) sleaze Hole in the Sky (most) cold, spooky Harem (Harem girls) Knoll (crossdresser, one-eyed) Slope (snowboarder) Fun house (few of the clowns) Frat house (all) Pirates (Smarmy) cold Icy Peak (all) fire, spooky Snowman Lair (all) spooky Cemetary/Cyrpt (all) fire, stench Fun house (spooky clown) Pantry (macaroni) Spooky forest (few of them) Spooky Barrow (all) stench Hippy camp (all) cold, sleaze Slope (hippy) Pantry (asparagus) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Equipment--- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----Outfits-------- pow req mu my mo other (clockwork apparatus) fumbles become good (furry suit) -75% (eXt cold wear gear) Ser(3) Cold resist (Hot&Cold Ninja suit) S-s(1) Hot,Cold resist (star garb) +7 +7 +7 Most moxie 134/188/165 star garb 138/192/165 ----Hats----------- pow req mu my mo other Helmet Turtle 10 Disco Mask 10 Ravioli Hat 10 Bugbear Beanie 30 Eyepatch 25 - - +2 Dolphin King Crown 35 +2 +2 +2 Pixel Hat 50 mo10 +2 +2 +2 Leather Mask 60 +3 - -3 Orcish Baseball Cap 60 mo15 +3 -3 - KG Elite Helm 60 +3 - - Goat Beard 60 mo15 - +3 - Enchanted Eyepatch 35 - +5 - Cornuthaum 85 mo27 - +3 +3 eXtreme Scarf 100 mo35 - +5 - Colander of Em-er'il 50 mo10 - +7 - PM only Ancient Saucehelm 50 mo10 - +7 - S only Wolf Mask 150 mo60 +4 - +5 (-75% moxie w/ furry pants) f3d0r4 110 mo40 - - +6 Disco Fro Pick 50 mo10 - - +7 DB only Baron von R's Tophat 75 mo22 +5 +5 +5 Chrome Helmet Turtle 120 mo45 +5 +5 +5 Asbestos Helmet Turt 80 mo25 - - - Sl (1) Hot resist Linoleum Helmet Turt 100 mo35 - - - +10 Max HP/MP Crown of Goblin King 70 mo20 +10 - - Pail 30 . Absorption +10 Cloaca-Cola Helmet 30 . Absorption +10 Mullet Wig 40 mo05 +2 Sleaze Damage Filthy kn dread sack 60 mo15 +3 Stench Damage Mohawk Wig 140 mo55 +10 Melee Safarrri hat 90 mo30 +10 Max HP Cerebral Cloch 90 mo30 +15 Max MP / Jellyfish Vision Star hat 165 mo67 +30 Max MP Miner's Helmet 80 mo25 +5% Item Drops KG Harem Veil 10 Sl (1) Stench resist Asshat 30 . Sl (1) Stench resist, +1 Sleaze Lihc Face 90 mo30 S-s(2) Spooky resist Balaclava 50 mo10 Sl (1) Cold resist ----SWORDS----------------------------------------------- ----stat boosting--- pow req mu my mo other Knob Goblin Tongs 20 1ut - - +1 - Tiny ninja sword 20 1sw - - - +1 Wand of Nagamar 31 1wa - - - - Gnollish Flyswatter 40 1cl mu 2 - - - Gnollish Autoplunger 60 3sp mu15 - +3 - Turtleslinger 50 2sl mu10 +7 - - TT only Bjorn's Hammer 50 1cl mu10 +7 - - SC only Asbestos Sword 110 2sw mu40 +9 - - Star Sword 165 2sw mu67 +8 - - Drywall Axe 150 2ax mu60 +3% +3% +3% (~+3/+2/+2 @lvl10) 5-alarm Saucepan 50 1ut . - +7 - S only Pasta of Peril 50 1ut . - +7 - P only diamond-studded cane 60 1cl mu15 - - +5 DB only ---ranged weapons--- 1 disco ball 10 1db . r - - - stolen accordion 10 2ac . r - - - Slingshot 20 2sl . r - - - Slightly Peevedbow 60 2bw mu15 r - - - 1 lead yo-yo 80 1yy mo25 r - - - Sack of Doorknobs 110 2sk mo40 r - - - Lucky Ball & Chain 130 2fl mo50 r - - - Automatic Catapult 150 2ap mo60 r - - - Stone banjo 25 2bj . r - - +1 Basic Meat Crossbow 40 2cr mo05 r - - +1 repeating crossbow 65 2cr mo15 r - - +2 3x critical 1 starchy crossbow 40 1cr mo 5 r - - +3 1 curdflinger 45 1cr mo 5 r - - +3 hit weakens opponent Dripping Meat Crsbow 50 2cr mo10 r - - +3 bubblewrap crossbow 60 2cr mo15 r - +2 +3 bubble bauble bow 80 2cr mo20 r - +2 +3 +5% item drops cardboard crossbow 60 2cr mo15 r - - +3 +3 melee 1 grease gun 65 1pi mo20 r - - +3 +3 melee, +3 sleaze styrofoam crossbow 60 2cr mo15 r - - +3 +3 ML can cannon 80 2cr mo20 r - - +3 +3 ML, +3 melee Kentucky Fr Crossbow 80 2cr mo25 r - - +5 1 star boomerang 135 1bo mo52 r - - +5 disco banjo 50 2bj mo10 r - - +7 DB only Rock&Roll Legend 50 2ac mo10 r - - +7 AT only eXtreme Mt Crossbow 60 2cr mo15 r - - +7 Asbestos Crossbow 110 2cr mo40 r - - +9 Star Crossbow 165 2cr mu67 r - - +8 1 Can of Maces 50 1cl mo10 r - - - +2 melee Sl (1) Stench Resist 1 Cerebral Crossbow 90 1cr mo30 r - - - +3 cold, +3 spooky, +3 sleaze Heavy M Th Guitarrr 120 2ax mo45 r - - - +11 Melee Chrome Crossbow 120 2cr mo45 r - - - +3 adv/day Linoleum Crossbow 100 2cr mo35 r - - - +10 Max HP / +10 Max MP Acoustic Guitarrr 100 2gu mo35 r - - - +2% meat from monsters 1 potato pistol 1 clockwork crossbow ----bonus damage---- balloon sword 50 1sw . - - - -2 melee; never fumble Asparagus knife 15 1kn . - - - +1 stench Wooden Stakes 25 2sp . - - - +1 melee Skeleton Bone 30 1cl . - - - +2 spooky Dr. Hobo's Scalpel 35 1kn mu 2 - - - +3 melee +1 stench KG Elite Polearm 60 2po mu15 - - - +3 melee Flaming Crutch 60 1cl mu15 - - - +3 fire Basic Meat Spork 45 1ut mu 7 +3 - - +3 melee Sabre Teeth 60 1kn mu15 - - - +4 melee Homoerotic Frat Padd 70 1cl mu20 - - - +4 sleaze Icy-Hot Katana 90 2sw mu30 - - - +3 fire +3 cold Huge mirror shard 30 1kn . - - - +5 melee Denim Axe 125 2ax mu45 +5 - - +5 melee Grave Robbing Shovel 80 2po mu25 - - - +5 spooky; -10% combat Spiked Femur 100 1cl mu35 - - - +6 spooky Batblade 110 1kn mu40 - - - +15 melee Little Paper Umbrella 30 1um . - - - +1 spell damage Iron Pasta Spoon 110 1ut mu40 - - - +10 spell damage ----other effects--- Chrome Sword 120 2sw mu45 - - - +3 adv/day Linoleum Sword 100 2sw mu35 - - - +20 Max HP Pixel Sword 50 1sw mu10 - - - +15% combat initiative Chopsticks 75 1ut mu23 - - - +20% combat initiative Vorpal Blade 90 1sw mu30 - - - 2x Chance of Critical Hit Kneecapping Stick 90 1cl mu30 - - - 3x Chance of Critical Hit 7-Foot Dw Mattock 80 2ax mu25 - - - succ. Hit Weakens Opponent Tit assault umbrella 130 sw mu50 - - - Sl spooky, sl sleaze resist Giant Needle 150 2sp mu60 - - - + 5 to Monster Level Hippo Whip 20 wh . - - - +10 to Monster Level Penguin Whip 20 wh . - - - +3% Meat from Monsters Gnauga Hide Whip 20 wh . - - - +3% Items from Monsters Duck on a String 100 1fl mu35 - - - +5% Item Drops, +5 Melee Yak Whip 20 wh . - - - Succ. Hit Weakens Opponent ----staffs---------- 25-meat Staff 70 2st - - - Spooky Stick 30 2st - - - - +2 spooky Basic Meat Staff 40 2st - +1 - Spooky Staff 35 2st mu 2 - +2 - +2 spooky Dripping Meat Staff 50 2st - +3 - Ktucky Fr Meat Staff 80 2st - +5 - eXtreme Meat Staff 60 2st - +7 - Asbestos staff 110 2st mu40 - +9 - Star Staff 165 2st mu67 - +8 - Rib of Bonerdagon 80 2st mu25 +5 +5 - +15 Spell Damage Crowbarrr 80 2st mu25 - - - +10% combat initiative Giant Disc Pl Fork 155 3st mu62 - - - 2x Critical; -10% initiative Chrome staff 120 2st mu45 - - - +3 adv/day Linoleum staff 100 2st mu35 - - - +10 Max MP ----pants----------- basic meat pants 40 mo 5 - - +1 sticky meat pants 45 mo 7 - - +3 KG Uberpants 45 mo 7 +2 +2 +2 Filthy Corduroys 60 mo15 - +3 -3 Orcish Cargo shorts 60 mo15 +3 -3 - KG Elite Pants 60 mo15 - - +3 Cloaca-Cola Fatigues 30 . - +3 - 1337 7r0uZ0RZ 110 mo40 +6 - -3 Swashbuckling Pants 80 mo25 - - +4 Boss Bat Britches 80 mo17 - - +5 Cerebral Culottes 90 mo30 - +10 - Bloody Clown pants 50 mo10 - - - +3 spooky Ninja Hot Pants 70 mo20 - - - +4 fire pants of Slug Lord 35 mo 2 - - - S-S (2) Stench resist white satin pants 40 mo 5 - - - S-S (2) Sleaze resist Dungeoneer Dungarees 30 my10 - - - Sl (1) Hot, Cold, Spooky resist Leotarrrd 90 mo30 - - - Combat Initiative +15% Penguin Shorts 120 mo45 - - - Combat Initiative +20% Star Pants 165 mo67 - - - Combat Initiative +20% Snowboarder Pants 100 mo35 - - - +20 dam absorption Miner's Pants 80 mo25 - - - +20 dam absorption Pixel Pants 50 mo10 - - - Max HP +10 / Max MP +10 Hippopotamus Pants 130 mo50 - - - Max HP +25 Yakskin Pants 140 mo55 - - - Max MP +25 ----off-hand-------- Pixel Shield 3 oh mu10 +5 - - +40 Damage Absorption Hippo Skin Buckler 5 oh mu30 +5 - - +40 Damage Absorption Yak Skin Buckler 5 oh mu30 - +5 - +40 Damage Absorption Penguin Skin Buckler 5 oh mu30 - - +5 +40 Damage Absorption Gnauga Hide Buckler 5 oh mu30 +3 +3 +3 +50 Damage Absorption Star Buckler 10 oh mu67 +2 +2 +2 +35 Damage Absorption Glass Balls of GobKing oh my14 - +14 - ->Easter Egg Balloon oh my35 +5 +5 +5 Basic Meat Foon oh my10 - +3 - +3 spell damage Flaming Talons oh my30 - - - +5 Melee, +5 Fire Rice Bowl +20% Food Drops Box-in-Box-in-Box + 3% Meat from Monsters Kickback Cookbook +20 Spell Damage Gazpacho's Gl Grmoire +10 Spell (spells are cold) Codex of Capsaicin Conj +10 Spell (spells are hot) ----accessories----- Big Red Clown Nose my10 Max HP +7 Walrus Tusk Earring my10 Max HP +10 Ladle of Mystery . Max HP +20, Max MP +20 (S only) Bejeweled Accordion Strap . Max HP +25, Max MP +25 (AT only) Support Cummerbund my35 Max HP +20 Clown Shoes my10 Max MP +7 Stuffed Shoulder Parrot my25 Max MP +5 Amulet of Plot Signif. my35 Max MP +30 Special Sauce Gloves . Mys used for dmg w/staff (S only) Acid-squirting flower my10 Damages Opponents Dead Guy's Watch my10 1 extra adv @ rollover Giant Pinky Ring my35 -75% Chance of Negative Status Attack Gnatwing Earring my20 +10% Combat Initiative Sk8tboard my20 +15% Combat Initiative Infernal Soles my15 Sl (1) Hot resist, Comb.Init +10% Pine Tree Air Fresh my10 Sl (1) Stench resist Ring of Cold Resistance my25 S-s(2) Cold resist Ring of Fire Resistance my25 S-s(2) Hot resist Dirty Hobo Gloves . + 2 stench Disembodied Smile . + 2 spooky eXtreme Mittens my40 + 2 melee ->Ring of Increase Damage my25 + 5 Spell Damage +5 melee damage Enchanted Toothpick my25 +12 Spell Damage Ring of Aggravate Monster my25 +5 Monster Level Ring of Increase Conflict my25 +5% non-combat Monster Bait . +5% combat Toy Train . +10% Meat from Monsters Baron von R's Money Clip . +15% Meat from Monsters Baron von R's Monocle . +10% Item Drops ----stat acc.------- Ye Olde Golde Frontes . +15 - - DB only ->Boris' Ring my25 +10 - - Ring of Gain Strength my25 +5 - - Phat Turquoise Bracelet my20 - +5 - Arrrgyle socks my20 - +6 - Ring of Adornment my25 - - +5 Charrrm Bracelet my20 - - +5 Cape of the Goblin King my20 - - +7 Sneaky Pete's Breath Spray my25 - - +10 Boss Bat Bling my17 +3 - +3 ->Bonerdagon Necklace my20 +5 - +5 +30% Combat Initiative Talisman o'Nam my25 +1 +1 +1 Shiny Ring my10 +3 +3 +3 ->eXtreme Nose Ring my10 +4 +4 +4 ->Badass Belt my35 +5 +5 +5 Mr Accessory, Jr . +5 +5 +5 +25% Item Drops Mr Accessory . +15 +15 +15 --== Ascension Rewards ==-- (75 = level 9.5 ; 30 = level 6) Stless Steel Shillelagh SC mu30 +15% - - +20 Melee 4x Critical Hit Weapon x Stless Steel Skullcap TT mo30 +15% - - +30 Max HP +60 Damage Abs. Hat x Stless Steel Solitaire P my30 - +15% - - 2 MP / Skills +2 Adv / day @Rollover Acc x Stless Steel Scarf S my30 - +15% - +20 Spell Dam +20 Monster Level Acc x Stless Steel Slacks DB mo30 - - +15% +20% Meat Drops +15% Initiative Pants x Stless Steel Suspenders AT my30 - - +15% +40 Max MP +60 Damage Abs. Acc Plexiglass Pike Pike SC mu75 +30% - - +25 Melee +10 PvP Fights/Day Weapon x Plexiglass Pith Helmet TT mo75 +30% - - + 5 Familiar Wt 6 HP, 6 MP regen/adv Hat Plexiglass Pocketwatch P my75 - +30% - - 3 MP / Skills +3 Adv / day @Rollover Acc x Plexiglass Pinky Ring S my75 - +30% - +30 Spell Dam Serious (all) Resist Acc x Plexiglass Pants DB mo75 - - +30% +20% Item Drops +25% Initiative Pants Plexiglass Pendant AT my75 - - +30% Never Fumble 4 song limit Acc Porquoise 13000 Hamethyst 3000 Baconstone 6220 Hamethyst Ring 8900 my10 +5 +2 +3 Hamethyst Earring 9500 my10 +5 - - +10 Max HP Hamethyst Necklace 8800 my10 +4 - - +5 Melee +3 PvP fights / day Hamethyst Bracelet 9800 my10 +3 - - 3x Critical Hit Baconstone Ring 9500 my10 +3 +5 +2 Baconstone Earring 10000 my10 - +5 - +10 Max MP Baconstone Pendant 9500 my10 - +4 - +10 Spell Damage Baconstone Bracelet 6600 my10 - +2 - - 1 MP / Skills (max -3) Porquoise Ring 20000 my10 +2 +3 +5 Porquoise Eyebr Ring 15700 my10 - - +5 + 6 Max HP +6 Max MP Porquoise Necklace 16400 my10 - - +4 +10% Meat from Monsters Porquoise Bracelet 16500 my10 - - +4 Never Fumble ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Foods --- F Adv Str Mag Mox ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Chorizo Taco Chorizo Taco Sh 1 1-3 3-5 - - Ghuol Ear Kabob Ghuol Ears Skewer 2 2-5 - - - Bat Wing Kabob Bat Wing Skewer 2 2-5 - 7-8 - Rat Appendix Kabob Rat Appdix Skewer 2 2-5 - - 6-9 (Knb,Knl,Sp)ShroomKabob Mushroom skewer 2 2-5 knl, knob, spky: 6-11 (C/B/R)at Haggis CBRatgut Spices 2 2-7 cat, bat, rat: 10-12 Purple Pixel Pie Pixels 2 R, 2 B, 3 Bl 3 3-6 12-18 12-18 12-18 Ghuol Egg Quiche Pie Crust Gh Egg 3 3-9 - - - Lihc Eye Pie Pie Crust LihcEye 4 5-12 - 11-12 - Bean Burrito Flat Dough Beans 3 3-8 10-14 - - Ench Bean Burrito Flat Dough EnchBn 3 3-9 - 14-16 - Plain Pizza Flat Dough Tomato 2 2-4 - - - Mushroom Pizza Plain Pizza KnbMush 3 3-10 - 15-18 - Boring spaghetti Dry Noodles Tomato 3 4-11 6-8 6-8 6-8 Ravioli della Hippy Dry Noodles Tofu 3 4-12 - 19-23 - Delicious Noodles Dry Noodles Herbs 3 5-12 - - 9-25 Spicy Noodles Dry Noodles Spices 3 6-12 - - - Delicious Spicy Noodles Dry Noodles H&S 3 8-14 - 29-33 9-25 Knob Sau Chow Mein H&S KnollMush KnobSau Noo 5 21-29 72.5 - - Bat Wing Chow Mein H&S KnobMush BatWing Noo 5 21-29 - 72.5 - Rat App Chow Mein H&S SpooMush Rat App Noo 5 21-29 - - 72.5 pr0n stir fry 2000 Canned Air Pate ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Drinks --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- liq fru adv dr mus mys mox Basic Drink $$$ adv dr mus mys mox Advanced Drink rum gpf 5.5 3 - - 4.5 monkey wrench coc 12 4 26 9 - ocean motion whi lem 5.5 3 4.5 - - whiskey sour coc 12 4 35 - - fuzzbump vod ora 5.5 3 4.5 - - screwdriver coc 12 4 35 - - slip'n'slide bxw str 5.5 3 - - 4.5 str. wine coc 12 4 26 - 9 pink pony gin oli 5.5 3 - - 4.5 martini lpu 12 4 - 26 9 a lil sump'm sump'm bxw sdw 5.5 3 - 9.0 - wine spritzer lpu 12 4 - 35 - horiz tango whi sdw 5.5 3 - - 4.5 whiskey and soda lpu 12 4 - 35 - roll in the hay teq ora 5.5 3 4.5 - - teq sunrise lpu 12 4 9 26 - ducha de oro teq lem 5.5 3 4.5 - - margarita ice 12 4 9 - 26 calle de miel rum str 5.5 3 - - 4.5 str. daq ice 12 4 - - 35 perp. hula vod oli 5.5 3 - - 4.5 vod martini ice 12 4 - - 35 rockin' wagon gin gpf 5.5 3 - 9.0 - salty dog ice 12 4 - 9 26 slap and tickle rum lim 7.5 3 9 - - grog ex! 6 3 - 10 10 Salty slug teq lim 7.5 3 9 - - tequila w/trwhls ex! 6 3 11 - 11 Tomato Daquiri gin pap 5.5 3 23 - - Papaya sling ex! 6 3 13 13 - Papaya Slung vod mil 5.5 3 11 - - white canadian ex! 6 3 - 11 11 Beertini rum spi 6 3 - - 23.5 Spiced Rum ghe 7.5 3 - 18.5 24 eggnog vod tom 5.5 3 1.5 1.5 1.5 Bloody Mary spi 7.5 3 8 8 8 Extra sp Bl Mary rum cra 5.5 3 - 21.5 - redrum vod cra 5.5 3 - 18.5 - vodka & cranbrs whi cdn 5.5 3 - 12.5 - Lumbering Jack frp gra 2 1 - 2 - grapefruit schn bxw che 7.5 3 - 9 - sangria whi che 7.5 3 - 9 - old-fashioned whi col 5 3 - 5 5 whiskey & cola rum col 4 3 - - 11 rum and cola gin jbo 7.5 3 - - 9 dry martini vod jbo 7.5 3 - - 9 dry vodka martini -micro- 6.5 3 - - - Infinitesimal IPA 7.5 3 - - - White lightning 2.5 1 9 - - Ram's Face Lager Basic fruits: orange, grapefruit, olive, lemon, strawberry, grapes, tomato (hippy store for m70) Rarer fruits: papaya, cranberries, lime, jumbo olive, cherry. Guide to booze in HC: http://forums.hardcoreoxygenation.com/viewtopic.php?t=547 --== Disco Bandit Drinks at a glance ==-- Lemon Orange Grapefruit + whiskey and coconut + tequila and umbrella + gin and ice cubes + tequila and ice cubes + vodka and coconut + rum and coconut Stawberry Soda Water Olive + rum and ice cubes + wine and umbrella + vodka and ice cubes + wine and coconut + whiskey and umbrella + gin and umbrella Whiskey Tequila Vodka + lemon and coconut + lemon and ice cubes + olive and ice cubes + soda water and umbrella + orange and umbrella + orange and coconut Gin Rum Boxed Wine + grapefruit and ice cubes + strawberry and ice cubes + soda water and umbrella + olive and umbrella + grapefruit and coconut + strawberry and coconut Coconut Shell Magical Ice Cubes Tiny Paper Umbrella + whiskey and lemon + tequila and lemon + tequila and orange + vodka and orange + gin and grapefruit + wine and soda water + wine and strawberry + rum and strawberry + whiskey and soda water + rum and grapefruit + vodka and olive + gin and olive ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- HP/MP Restorers --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 17.5 7.14 HP/ sdw mmj6 100m when HP MP other 350 143 Cannelloni Cocoon NC All (-20) -beaten up 105 43 20 Lasagna Bandages NC 11-30 ( -6) 210 86 19 Disco Power Nap NC 40 (-12) -(Wussiness, Sleepy, Embarrassed, Confused) 140 57 14. Disco Nap NC 20 ( -8) -(Wussiness, Sleepy, Embarrassed, Confused) 175 71 20 Tongue of the Walrus NC 30-40 (-10) -beaten up 123 50 12 Tongue of the Otter NC 10-20 ( -7) 70 29 18 Saucy Salve C! 10-15 ( -4) combat only 100 Medicinal Herbs NC All Scroll of Drastic NC All 10 10 Curative Nostr NC 1 6 17 Curative Nostr (post-quest) NC 1 20 Fizzy In Tonic NC 1 12 Fizzy In Tonic (post-quest) NC 1 30 13 DG's Pungent Unguent C 3-5 60 15 DG's Ailment Ointment C 8-10 120 12 DG's Restorative Balm C 13-15 cast C 15-20 240 8 DG's HomeopathicElixir C 18-20 red pixel potion 2r 3bk C 25-30 blue pixel potion 2b 3bk C 25-30 green pixel potion 3g 4bk C 18-20 18-20 Cola C 10-14 KG superseltzer C 25-29 100 Magical Mystery Juice C 13-15@6 (1.5*lvl)+(4to6) 2:8 4:11 6:14 8:17 10:20 80 KG seltzer C 4-6 phonics down NC 46-50 46-50 tiny house NC 20-24 20-24 -beaten up blatantly canadian NC 20-25 70 soda water NC 3-5 crimbo wreath NC 1-2/adv Jumbo Dr. Lucifer NC (-allbut1) 95-105 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- MP adv meat m/a Hair Spray 3 24 8 15% Moxie Ticking Clock 10 200 20 30% Initiative Sharp Weapon 5 230 46 + 5 melee Wereseal 10 500 50 +??% muscle Goofballs 10 x000 x00 +20% muscle, +20% moxie Patience 1 5 18 3. +1 musc, +4 HP Ghostly Shell 6 10 105 10. +80 absorption Tenacity 8 10 140 14 +8 melee Fortitude 10 10 175 17. +30 HP Astral 10 10 175 17. +80 abs, all resist Disco Aerobics 1 5 18 3. +1 musc, +4 HP Phat Loot 12 15 192. 13 +20% Item Drops Leash 12 10 210 21 +5lbs familiar wt Empathy 15 10 263 26. +5lbs familiar wt Headbutt 3 52. Kneebutt 4 70 Shieldbutt 5 87. Head+Knee 8 140 Head+Shield 9 157. Knee+Shield 10 175 Head+Knee+Shield 13 227. soda water@ 70 meat = 4MP => 17.5 m/MP seltzer, doom potion, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Potions --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredient Reactant Potion Result -----------=========== Scrumptious Reagent Potions ===========------------ lemon scr rgt philter of phorce +100% Muscle olive scr rgt serum of sarcasm +100% Moxie grapefruit scr rgt ointment of the occult +100% Mysticality tomato scr rgt tomato juice of powerful power + 50% to all stats lime scr rgt oil of stability Mys & Mox to base Mus jumbo olive scr rgt oil of slipperiness Mus & Mys to base Mox cherry scr rgt oil of expertise Mus & Mox to base Mys orange scr rgt potion of potency + 5 melee damage soda water scr rgt cordial of concentration +10 spell damage strawberry scr rgt eyedrops of the ermine +?% Item Drop grapes scr rgt libation of liveliness +?% Initiative? jabanero scr rgt perfume of prejudice + 5 monster level goat's milk scr rgt milk of magnesium more advs from food -----------=========== Scrumdiddlyumptious Solutions ==========---------- kiwi sdu soln Ferrigno's Elixir of Power +200% Muscle cocktail onion sdu soln Connery's Elixir of Audacity +200% Moxie tangerine sdu soln Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance +100% Mysticality gr8ps sdu soln potion of temporary gr8tness +100% All Stats kumquat sdu soln Potent Potion of potency +?? Melee damage raspberry sdu soln eyedrops of the ocelot +?? Item drop dill sdu soln cologne of contempt +20 Monster Level hot nuggets sdu soln hot and sour sauce hot hi mein cold nuggets sdu soln cold and sour sauce cold hi mein stench nuggets sdu soln stench and sour sauce stench hi mein spooky nuggets sdu soln spooky and sour sauce spooky hi mein sleaze nuggets sdu soln sleazy and sour sauce sleazy hi mein Love potion 5 -(11-19) strongness, +2 moxie KG Sharpening Spray 5 +5 melee KG Nasal Spray 10 +30% meat, -10% items, -1 substats/battle KG Eyedrops 10 +15% or so items, -16% meat, -1 substats/battle KG Pet Buff 10 +5 fam wt, -10% all stats KG Learning Pill 10 +2 substats/battle, -20% meat Can of Hair Spray 3 (cost 24m) +15% Mox Super Sp Hair Gel 5 +6/+0/+6 . bubbly potion 10 Izchak's Blessing (10 Adventures) +25% Mox . cloudy potion gain 14-16 HP and MP +15 HP / +15 MP . effervescent potion Object Detection (10 Adventures) +12.5% Increased Item Drops . smoky potion Str of Ten Ettins (10 Adventures) +25% Musc swirly potion Strange Mental Acuity (10 Adv) +25% Myst dark potion Sleepy (20 Adventures) milky pot Teleportitis (10 Adventures) . murky Confused (20 Adventures) fizzy gain 1-3 Drunkenness thin black candle rainy IF SMOKY And: Then index= Con murky=HP/MP 24 Con murky=mys 22 Con murky=mox 2 Con Murky=Obj 4 H/M milky=obj 14 H/M milky=Mus 16 H/M milky=Tel 23 Mox milky=mys 18 Mox milky=Mus 13 Mox milky=Tel 8 Mus bubbly=obj 5 Mus bubbly=mox 20 Mys cloudy=H/M 10 Mys cloudy=Mox 11 Mys cloudy=Mus 7 Obj murky=con 17 Obj murky=mus 9 Obj murky=H/M 25 Obj murky=mox 3 Sle milky=H/M 15 Sle milky=mus 6 Sle milky=mox 12 Sle milky=mys 21 Tel fizzy=Mys 1 Tel fizzy=Mus 19 Bubbly Cloudy Dark Effer Fizzy Milky Murky Smoky Swirly 1 Sleepy HP/MP Object Conf Myst Drunk Moxie Telep Muscle 2 Sleepy Telep Object Myst HP/MP Drunk Moxie Conf Muscle 3 HP/MP Conf Myst Drunk Telep Sleepy Moxie Object Muscle 4 HP/MP Telep Sleepy Moxie Muscle Myst Object Conf Drunk 5 Object Myst Sleepy Telep Drunk Conf HP/MP Muscle Moxie 6 Object Telep Moxie Drunk HP/MP Muscle Conf Sleepy Myst 7 Object Muscle Sleepy Conf Moxie HP/MP Drunk Myst Telep 8 Conf HP/MP Sleepy Muscle Drunk Telep Object Moxie Myst 9 Conf HP/MP Drunk Sleepy Telep Myst Muscle Object Moxie 10 Conf HP/MP Drunk Object Muscle Moxie Telep Myst Sleepy 11 Conf Moxie HP/MP Sleepy Telep Drunk Object Myst Muscle 12 Myst HP/MP Muscle Object Drunk Moxie Telep Sleepy Conf 13 Myst Drunk Sleepy HP/MP Telep Muscle Conf Moxie Object 14 Drunk Conf Moxie Myst Muscle Object Sleepy HP/MP Telep 15 Drunk Myst Moxie Telep Muscle HP/MP Object Sleepy Conf 16 Drunk Moxie Sleepy Object Telep Muscle Conf HP/MP Myst 17 Drunk Moxie HP/MP Telep Muscle Sleepy Conf Object Myst 18 Drunk Telep Muscle HP/MP Sleepy Myst Conf Moxie Object 19 Moxie Sleepy Conf Object Muscle Myst HP/MP Telep Drunk 20 Moxie HP/MP Sleepy Object Conf Telep Drunk Muscle Myst 21 Moxie HP/MP Object Conf Drunk Myst Muscle Sleepy Telep 22 Moxie Object Telep Drunk Sleepy HP/MP Myst Conf Muscle 23 Moxie Drunk Sleepy Conf Myst Telep Object HP/MP Muscle 24 Moxie Drunk Object Sleepy Muscle Telep HP/MP Conf Myst 25 Telep Moxie Drunk Conf Muscle Sleepy HP/MP Object Myst --== Oyster Eggs ==------------------- --==Snowcones==------------------------------- plastic combat (30-35 dmg) 500 blue Item Drop 30% increase Black 20 +50% Meat 2500 green Familiar +5 lbs Off-white 20 +50% Item Drops 4500 orange +2.5 XP per fight Yellow 20 +10% one stat 530 purple +20HP & +20MP per fight Blue 30-35 MP Restore red Meat Drop 30% increase Red 30-35 HP Restore 1400 black All of the above Puce 11-15 Muscle Mauve 11-15 Myst Lavender 11-15 Moxie ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Buffs --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 Ghostly Shell TT 6 +80 Damage Absorption 6 Tenacity of the Snapper TT 8 + 8 Melee Damage 8 Empathy TT 15 + 5 Familiar Weight 9 Reptilian Fortitude TT 10 +30 HP 12 Astral Shell TT 10 +80 Damage Absorption; Slight (all) resistance 4 Elemental Saucesphere SC 10 So-so (all) resistance 7 Jalapeno Saucesphere SC 5 1-5 damage / 1-5 HP gain 10 Jabanero Saucesphere SC 10 1-5 damage / 1-5 MP gain 1 Moxious Madrigal AT 2 +10 Moxie 2 Magical Mojomuscular Medlody AT 3 +30 MP 3 Cletus' Canticle Celerity AT 4 +30% Comb Initiative 4 Power Ballad Arrowsmith AT 5 +10 Muscle 5 Polka of Plenty AT 7 +50% Meat drop 6 Brawnee's Absorption AT 9 +40 Damage Absorption 7 Fat Leon's Phat Loot AT 12 +20% Item Drop 8 The Psalm of Pointiness AT 16 Damages attacking enemies 9 Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction AT 20 +12 Melee Damage 10 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority AT 30 +10% to All Stats 11 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude AT 40 +1/+1/+1 Stats/Turn 12 The Ode to Booze AT 50 +1-4 Adv/drink 13 The Sonata of Sneakiness AT 20 Fewer combat adventures 14 Carlweather's Cantata of Confront'n AT 20 More combat adventures 15 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance AT 30 +2 Monster Level / level vs Giants: 8 Empathy TT 15 + 5 Familiar Weight 11 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude AT 40 +1/+1/+1 Stats/Turn 13 The Sonata of Sneakiness AT 20 Fewer combat adventures 15 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance AT 30 +2 Monster Level / level vs Yetis: 8 Empathy TT 15 + 5 Familiar Weight 7 Fat Leon's Phat Loot AT 12 +20% Item Drop 5 Polka of Plenty AT 7 +50% Meat drop 12 Astral Shell TT 10 +80 Damage Absorption; Slight (all) resistance also: nasal spray, pet-buffing, leash --------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Equations --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Leveling Stats to next level X - (X-1)^2 + 4 Substats to next stat 2x +1 Substats to reach stat X - X^2 Magical Mystery Juice (1.5 * level) + (4 to 6) MP 2:7-9 4:10-12 6:13-15 8:16-18 10:19-21 Hit % ( (Your Mus/Mox/Myst - Monster Defense) / 18 ) * 100 + 50 = Hit % (Crossbow Fever will add 10 Moxie for this purpose to ranged attacks.) Critical Hit % Base chance: 1/11 or 9.09% chance (eye adds +4.54% chance) Fumble % Base chance: 1/22 or 4.54% chance (eye changes it to 1/44 or 2.27% chance) Damage to Monster by Player (By Strangerer) Regular weapon damage: 10-20% * Weapon Power + Melee damage modifiers + (Your Muscle - Monster Defense) + (Elemental damage * modifier) Ranged weapon damage: 10-20% * Weapon Power + Melee damage modifiers + 1/2* (Your Muscle - Monster Defense) + (Elemental damage * modifier) Thrust-Smack damage: (10-20% * Weapon Power + Melee damage modifiers) * 2 + (Your Muscle - Monster Defense) + (Elemental damage * modifier) Lunging Thrust-Smack damage: (10-20% * Weapon Power + Melee damage modifiers) * 3 + (Your Muscle - Monster Defense) + (Elemental damage * modifier) Off-hand damage = regular weapon damage (no melee modifiers) 10-20% * Weapon Power + (Elemental damage * modifier) Damage to Player by Monster (By Crawly): (Monster Attack - Player Moxie) + 100-125% of Monster XP = Total Damage Familiars NS delevel Reduces familiar weight by 50% Fairy Effect +2.5% item drop rate per pound Leprechaun Effect +5% meat per lb Volleyball Effect +.25 XP per lb. This means a +25% chance of getting the extra XP. Sombrero Effect (sqrt (Monster level))*poundage/33 Sombrero vs Volley sombrero X beats volleyball Y @ (68 * ((Y/X) ^ 2))monster level. Cocoabo Confusion (Weight+1)/3 in -ML NPZR action frequencies: 50% nothing 6% toast 11% delevel 11% meat steal 11% heal 11% attack .5*wt 6*wt + 12 1.5*wt+6to9 1.5*wt+1to4 Resistance Elemental 10% damage reduction per level of resistance Spells "Mys" is buffed Mysticality (capped for first three spells, depends on the spell, no cap for Saucegeyser), "B" is the bonus damage from items Intrinsic Spiciness and Immaculate Seasoning add up (Intrinsic: +1 dmg/lvl caps@10; Immaculate also), Myst bonus is rounded down (so 39/10 => 3). Sauceror Stream of Sauce: (3-4)+(0.1*Mys)+B damage Mys caps at 100 (for 10 extra damage). Saucestorm: (14-18)+(0.2*Mys)+B damage Mys caps at 125 (for 25 extra damage). Wave of Sauce: (20-24)+(0.3*Mys)+B damage Mys caps at 100 (for 30 extra damage). Saucegeyser: (35-45)+(0.35*Mys)+B damage Mys isn't capped. Pastamancer Intrinsic Spiciness and Immaculate Seasoning do nothing here, so "B" is just the bonus damage from items. Minor Ray of Something: (3-8)+(0.07*Mys) damage Mys caps at 215 (for 15 extra damage). eXtreme Ray of Something: (8-16)+(0.15*Mys) damage Mys caps at 134. (for 20 extra damage). Cone of Whatever: (16-40)+(0.25*Mys) damage Mys caps at ???(possibly 120) (possibly for 30 extra damage). --------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Pixelsmithing --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Cost R G B Bl Wh 1130 blue pixel potion: - - 2 3 - 25-30 MP Restorer 2500 red pixel potion: 2 - - 3 - 25-30 HP Restorer 1900 green pixel potion: - 3 - 4 - 18-20 HP Restorer & 18-20 MP Restorer 375 digital key: - - - - 30 May open a door...somewhere... 130 pixel hat: - 15 - - 10 Hat: Power 50, All Attributes +2 4750 pixel pants: 20 - - 10 - Pants: Power 50, HP/MP +10 4135 pixel sword: - - 10 10 20 Sword: Power 50, Combat Initiative +15% 4135 pixel shield: 20 - - 10 20 Sword: Power 50, Combat Initiative +15% 550 purple pixel pie: 2 - 2 - 5 Food: 3-6 Adventure(s), +12-18 each stat 100 white pixel: 1 1 1 - - Pixel 1200 monster bait: 20 - - - 15 Combat Encounters +5% <-- 19 r cost / 100: 3.3 1 1 7 1 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Starcharting --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- St Li buy make 400 400 Star 100 100 Line 200 Star Chart 4 2 2440 2000 Star Thr Star Combat Use: 35-45 damage 4 6 1700 2400 x Star Buckler s+2/+2/+2 +35 Dam Abs 5 3 3000 2500 x Star Hat +30 Max MP 5 6 3240 2800 Star Crossbow s+0/+0/+8 Power 165 2h 6 4 3500 3000 x Star Starfish Restores MP 6 5 3600 3100 Star Staff s+0/+8/+0 Power 165 2h 7 4 3700 3400 Star Sword s+8/+0/+0 Power 165 2h 7 7 2000 3700 x Star Pants +20% Initiative 8 7 4100 x Star Key ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- NPC Stores --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Hermitage --- banjo strings trinket sweet rims trinket catsup trinket ten-leaf clover trinket dingy planks trinket volleyball trinket fortune cookie trinket wooden figurine trinket golden twig trinket jabañero pepper trinket hot buttered roll trinket ketchup trinket --- Bugbear Bakery --- Gnollish pie tin 30 Meat skewer 80 Meat wad of dough 50 Meat Gnoll casserole dish 150 Meat taco shell 80 Meat un/rolling pin 500 Meat --- Market --- can of hair spray 24 Meat hermit permit 100 Meat chewing gum on a string 30 Meat strongness elixir 200 Meat Newbiesport tent 40 Meat magicalness-in-a-can 200 Meat anti-anti-antidote 40 Meat moxie weed 200 Meat spray paint 50 Meat Familiar-Gro Terrarium 500 Meat fermenting powder 70 Meat Hatorade 500 Meat soda water 70 Meat cocktailcrafting kit 1000 Meat casino pass 100 Meat E-Z Cook Oven 1000 Meat ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Leaflet --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- plover = bird plugh = brick building yoho = ship xyzzy = white house. alt 2054 spade alt 0222 tongue ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Bank before Softcore Ascending --- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Bank in x class-specific equipt x epic weapon x cottage x meat maid x b-in-the-box x chef-in-the-box x box-in-a-box-in-a-box x gnollish autoplunger x dope rims x facsimile dictionary (2) 3 rat appendix chow 7 bat wing chow mein - knob sausage chow mein x ins. spicy ench. bean x disass clover (2) x fairy gravy fuzzbump / slip slide horztango / roll hay perp hula / r'in wgn (whi/lem / vod/ora) (bxw/sdw / whi/sdw) (rum/str / vod/oli) 5 red pixel potions 4 tiny house 8 drastic healing 5 phonics 6 eyedrop antidote 11 Doc G's Elixir 4 candy 6 thin black candle 1 wussiness - can of hair spray 2 razor-sharp can lid 2 rlyrly stcky web (2) 4 baseball 13 sonar-in-a-biscuit 2 disease 6 chaos butterfly 3 photoproton torpedo 2 barbed-wire fence 6 meat vortex 6 frigid ninja stars 2 NG 11 plot hole 4 large box - fantasy chest 3 kitchen grab-bag 5 gnollish toolbox x roll of drink tix fruit basket - wrath - cosmic lemonade - orangish - chalky (my/mo=mu) - equilbrm (mu/mo=my) - alarmg str (mu/my=mo) 1 powerful powr (50% all) - gr8tness (100% all) 1 tomato (mo=my) - hair gel - Mick's icyvapohot - Blood of the wereseal - shaving cream - blue snowcone 2 drab potion (mu=my) x ketchup x dingy planks 2 668 scroll (2) 1 60947 scroll 1 30669 scroll x awful poetry x disturbing fanfic x giant needle x furry pants 6 goat cheese (6) 3 chrome ore (3) 3 linoleum ore (3) 3 asbestos ore (3) 1 bone rattle x stolen accordion x disco banjo x Boris' key x Jarlsberg's key x Sneaky Pete's key 2 Skeleton key ring x Richard's star key x digital key x heavy metal guitar x heavy metal sonata x ketchup hound 2 raffle ticket (2) x guitar pick x Wand of Nagamar cheap wind-up clox (60) medic'al herbs (60) wereseal juice (60) x magical myst juice (60) Skills I want: sympathy (TT) mad loot (DB) pastamast (PM) noodlecraft (PM) saucecraft (S) leash (PM) empathy (TT) Madrigal (AT) Elemental (S) phat loot (AT) self-pres. (DB) fusilli (PM) pulverize (SC) armorcraft (TT) smooth move (DB) face-stab (DB) Eye (SC) LTS (SC) rage (SC) tenacity (TT) TS (SC) claws walrus (SC) Claw otter(SC) Skills for doing 2-days: http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=63001 Top Priority: Sympathy, Empathy, Leash, Antiphon, Elemental/Astral, Looting Skills, Phat Loot, LTS, Eye, Tenacity, Claws of Otter/Walrus, Fusilli, Self-Preservation, Ode to Booze, Funkslinging. Really Really Helpful: Thrust-Smack, Symphony, Rage, Fortitude, Ravioli, Double-Fist, Saucecrafting, any damage absorption, passive meat-drop, passive elemental, or combat frequency tweakers. Day 1 Pulls (PM under Opossum: 459 turns, 2 days, Normal, No Path) Hippo Whip (x2) Stainless Steel Scarf Ring of Aggravate Monster Rock and Roll Legend Tiny Maracas Ring of Conflict Stinky Hi Mein Bat Wing Chow Meins (x4) Spooky Mushroom Wine (x2) Red Balloon Meat Engine Dope Wheels Milk of Magnesium Knob Goblin Perfume Knob Goblin Polearm = 20 pulls and 170k meat Diet Stinky Hi Mein, Bat Wing Chow Meins (x3), Duchas de Oro (x2), Spooky Mushroom Wines (x2), Nightcap: Ducha De Oro Day 2 Pulls Bat Wing Chow Meins (x3) Milk of Magnesium Gimlet Keys (x5) Star Items (x2) Ores (x3) Bone Rattle Acoustic Guitarrr Skeleton Key Disease = 19 pulls and 44k meat Diet Bat Wing Chow Meins (x4), Gimlet, Roll in the Hay ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophies ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ! 6. Silver Yeti: spend 10 turns protesting Yeti slaughter (with the Yeti Protest Sign). (No longer attainable) ! 7. Golden Yeti: spend 100 turns protesting Yeti slaughter (with the Yeti Protest Sign). (No longer attainable) ! 27. This Lousy Trophy: having been around when ascension finally rolled out. (No longer attainable) ! 29. Friend of Elves: Beat up 10 Reindeer (with the Unionize The Elves sign). (No longer attainable) ! 30. Reindeer Hunter: Beat up 100 Reindeer (with the Unionize The Elves sign). (No longer attainable) ! 32. Look, Ma! No Pants!: not having pants equipped when New Year 2006 came. (No longer attainable) ! 39. Festive Dismemberment: acquire Missing Fingers (Knob Goblin firecracker) on 4 July 2006. (No longer attainable, but may become available next year) - 13. There is no #13 * a 8. Palindrophy: have a Pagoda at your campsite. * a 14. Easy Come Easy Go: discard a pretty flower. * a 25. Let My Bugbears Go!: receive the One Day in the Life adventure. * a 31. Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy: find the trophy on the mantel in the strange leaflet. * a 36. Your Log Saw Something That Night: add "Laura Palmer" to the Notes section of your Quest Log. * a 12. Der Toastdieb: win toast from another player in PvP. a 22. Boss Boss: defeat Boss Bat, Goblin King, Baron Von Ratsworth, and Bonerdagon with MCD @11. a 28. Three-Tiered Trophy: eat a three-tiered wedding cake. a 33. Slice and Dice: ascend with a 20 pound Stab Bat. a 37. Little Chickadee: visit the Trophy Hut with 1000 or more drunkenness. ( 0.4M meat) * $ 19. Tiny Plastic Trophy: have all 32 Tiny plastic series 1 figurines in your display case. (22.0M meat, recoverable) $ 20. 99 Red Balloons: use 99 red balloon(s)* from the use multiple menu. ( 9.9M meat) $ 38. The Three Amigos: donate 1,000,000 Meat to each of the three Legends statues. ( 3.0M meat) * c 3. I Heart Canadia: drink 30 white Canadians. ( 90 drunk, 135 advs) * c 10. Disgusting Cocktail: drink 5 tomato daiquiris. ( 15 drunk, 30 advs) * c 9. Platinum Skull: eat 5 bowls of spaghetti with Skullheads. ( 30 full, 120 advs) * c 11. The Ghuol Cup: eat 11 pans of ghuol guolash. ( 33 full, 50 advs) c 15. Bouquet of Hippies: eat 420 piles of herb brownies. (820 full, 1470 advs) * c 16. Weeping Pizza: eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas. ( 15 full, 75 advs) * c 18. Failure to Communicate: eat 50 Lucky Surprise Eggs. ( 50 full, 50 advs) c 40. Best Meal of My Life: 60 White Citadel burgers, 10 fries, 4 Cherry Cloaca Colas, 4 Diet Colas. (140 full, 330 advs) s 23. Jack of Several Trades: acquire all 5 Gnome skills from Fragnk permanently (Hardcore or Normal) (6 asc) s 26. Trivially Skilled: acquire the six zero-level skills permanently (Hardcore or Normal). (6 asc) * t 4. 100 Pound Load: have familiars with a total of 100 pounds. ( 50 advs) * t 21. Gadget Inspector: collect ten clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome in a single Ascension. ( 500 advs) t 5. 300 Pound Load: have familiars with a total of 300 pounds. ( 500 advs) t 17. Black Hole Terrarium: have familiars with a total of 500 pounds. (1600 advs) * t 24. Gourdcore: Defend the Gourd 21 times during a single Hardcore ascension. (1000 advs) t 34. Gender Bender: undergo 30 sex changes in The Sleazy Back Alley. (1000 advs) * t 35. Golden Meat Stack: visit the Trophy Hut with one million Meat while in Hardcore. (2000 advs) t 1. Little Boat: take 100 shore trips in a single ascension. ( 300 advs) t 2. Big Boat: take 1000 shore trips in a single ascension. (3000 advs) -= Arena Turns to reach 500# Terrarium =- ( = fams*((500-20-1)/(fams-2))^2/5) ) # fam avg wt arena total 26 20 80 2071 30 17 59 1756 34 15 45 1524 35 15 42 1475 40 13 32 1271 ------------ Pre-Tome: meat # item 32.8 0 Tome of Snowcone Summoning 18.1 0 Pygmy Bugbear Shaman 6.5 1 Homeless Hobo Spirit 6.9 1 Astral Badger 5.0 1 Jewel-Eyed Wizard Hat 5.1 0 Pumpkin Bucket 9.1 1 Ice Sickle 5.9 2 Dreidl 17.5 1 Calm Attention-Deficit Demon 5.2 1 Tiny Plastic Boris 2.9 0 Time Helmet 3.5 1 Imitation Nice Watch 2007 Feb: 29.0 0 Tome of Snowcone Summoning 4.5 0 Libram of Heart Summoning 19.5 0 Pygmy Bugbear Shaman 11.0 0 Calm ADD 8.3 0 Temporal Rip 8.4 0 March Hare 5.9 0 Hobo Spirit 5.7 0 Badger 5.3 0 Dreidl 4.0 0 Chameleon 4.0 1 Yuletide Troll 8.9 0 Ice Sickle 6.2 0 Pumpkin Bucket 5.3 1 Pilgrim Shield 13.0 0 Jekyllin Hide belt 5.2 0 Jewel-eyed Wizard hat 5.2 0 Tiny plastic rare 3.0 0 Time equipment (1 piece) 4.5 0 Mr. A 3.3 0 Mr. A, Jr 1.3 1 bobble-hip hula elf doll 1.4 1 lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 0.3 1 crimbo ukelele 0.8 1 Tropical Crimbo gear+paper ==Gnome Skills== Powers of Observatiogn Item drops are very, very important, and being passive makes this skill even better. Torso Awaregness Picking up a little bit of DA as you go is always nice, of course. But, the main benefit of this is that it opens up the possibility of a Goth Kid T-Shirt. Any opportunity for more stats for ÒfreeÓ should not be passed up. ==Muscle Skills== x Amphibian Sympathy Having a fatter familiar means more stats and items. x Empathy of the Newt Having a fatter familiar means more stats and items. x Eye of the Stoat Makes your TSs and LTSs never miss! A key part of LTSynergy. x Lunging Thrust-Smack As Thrust-Smack, but for when you need to do more damage. x Thrust-Smack Smacking monsters for a lot of damage for a cheap amount of MP is good. x Pulverize Hulk Smash! Great for producing wads, and sometimes nuggets. . Tenacity of the Snapper +damage = good. Hero of the Half Shell With the introduction of the Pilgrim Shield, this can decrease the damage you take substantially as a muscle class. Tao of the Terrapin DA = good. Reptilian Fortitude More HP means you can take more hits before healing. Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises Having a higher MP-max is very helpful in casting and maintaining buffs. Double-Fisted Skull Smashing Makes the NS easier! Also, if you choose to use 2 Ice Sickles, you need this skill. Claws of the Walrus +damage = good. Claws of the Otter +damage = good. Hide of the Otter DA = good. Rage of the Reindeer +damage = good. Skin of the Leatherback Taking less damage = good. Astral Shell DA = good. Elemental protection = good. Hide of the Walrus DA = good. Ghostly Shell DA = good. Musk of the Moose Eliminating sucky non-combats while pumping item-drops is often desirable, and this makes back-farming for the Tower less painful. Tongue of the Walrus For the odd time when you get beaten up. Also sometimes more efficient than cocoon. ==Mysticality Skills== x Pastamastery Making your own food is important for 1-day runs. x Leash of Linguini Having a fatter familiar means more stats and items. x Springy Fusilli By getting the jump on monsters, you take much less damage. x Transcendental Noodlecraft Making your own food is imporatn for 1-day runs. x Stream of Sauce You need some way to kill those pesky chalk wraiths, after all. x Advanced Saucecrafting Making your own food is important for 1-day runs. Also, this can be utilized for Milk of Magnesium, if desperate for turns. x Elemental Saucesphere Elemental protection = good. The Way of Sauce Making your own food is important for 1-day runs. Jabanero Saucesphere Basis of stasis Entangling Noodles Best deleveler skill Saucy Salve Makes stasis profitable Spirit of Ravioli More HP means you can take more hits before healing. Cannelloni Cocoon Simply the most efficient healing spell in the game. ==Moxie Skills== x Mad Looting Skillz Item drops are very, very important, and being passive makes this skill even better. x Smooth Movement Increasing non-combat rates is very important to finish quests such as the Friars and Airship quickly, and to get maximum stats from places such as the Gallery. x Aloysius' Antiphon More stats are always good, and stats that are biased to your off-stats help make the end-game significantly better. x Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric Item drops are very, very important to finishing quests quickly. Mojomuscular Melody +30 MP early in run The Ode to Booze Getting more adventures from booze is always nice, especially since it can save you pulls. Overdeveloped Self Pres By getting the jump on monsters, you take much less damage, and being passive makes this even better. Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance Pumping Monster Level in order to achieve more stats is very desirable. The Sonata of Sneakiness Increasing non-combat rates is very important to finish quests such as the Friars and Airship quickly, and to get maximum stats from places such as the Gallery. Ambidextrous Funkslinging Allows you to easily kill the Shadow without need of Red Pixel Potions, saving pulls and/or turns. Carlweather's Cantata Eliminating sucky non-combats while pumping item-drops is often desirable, and this makes back-farming for the Tower less painful. As Teet-dropping HCNP: day 1: 80 initial advs 66 3*(19-25) 3 canned air 74 3*24.5 3 reagents 3 2*1.5 2 junk food 36 3*12 3 adv drinks 3 2*1.5 2 filler drinks --- 262 turns each day: 12 nightcap 40 40 rollover 36 3*12 3 adv drinks 3 2*1.5 2 filler drinks 74 3*24.5 3 reagents 3 2*1.5 2 junk food 20 3*6 + 2 milk of magnesium 15 15*1 wads --- 203 turns/day 1 2 3 4 262 465 668 871 Buffs: 150 turns of wad 60 turns of snowcone 22 XP for 70% (normal combats) + 15% (knight non-combats) ML: 11 (MCD) + 20 (Scarf) + 18 (Ur-Kel's) + 15% Louvre To ascend you need to collect 11000 mainstat points, 4600 offstat points, 150 odd items, 45 required non-combats, 5 super-likelies and 2 keys. Limiting non combat/superlikelies as castle 2 nc, airship 4 nc +1 sl, cove 2 nc + 1sl, >sign 1nc+1sl, dod 1nc, gallery 5nc + 1 sl, friars 3 nc, harem 1 nc; shore 15nc, knoll 2 + 1sl, guild 4, sewer 6, forest 1 sl Limiting items as (hole 32, castle 5, valley 8, snowmen 1, goats 6, cove 1, friars 2, harem 2, pixels 30 or 45, beanbat 1, bathole 6, knoll 2, pantry 1, alley 1). 216 advs treasury at 134.5% item buffs, 67% meat buffs: 10.7 9 helm 10.7 8 pants 10.7 11 polearm 10.7 10 visor 34 35 meat stack 34 32 hill of beans 32635 meat 453/416/213 22 300 meat 21 500 meat 93 bean counter 79 Elite Guardsman 2 to unlock guild (2) 1 larva (5) 0 tavern (0) 1 boss bat (1) 1 goblin king (1) 3 friars (3) 5 bonerdagon (5) 0 mountain quest (0) 15 shore (15) 1 dictionary (6) 0 baron (0) 5 airship( 7) 1 castle (2) 3 hedge maze (7) 6 tower (6) 2 lair (2)